Back With a Brand Old Rap

What's good, folks?

Chup Zolch here.

Coming at you with another toy review.

More Panda Pods today. Exciting, right?

Now before you unsubscribe (I have zero followers. Zilch even. haha Get it? Kill me.), check out this fuckin new spoon I'm using!

That reflection tho.

Fuck. Let's eat. I dunno.

Like 7/10 or something. Degree deodorant.

Maybe something more exciting next time.

Maybe.

Check out Table Flip playing Grumptionary with clay:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcjJeiaYQTw

It's more exciting than this shit.

A Cup Of Hospitality

Hospitality Brand Corn Flakes

Ladies and gentlemen,

 Boy and girls,

Children of all ages,

Freaks and geeks,

Trolls and derps alike,

Welcome to another episode of Creepy Gaming!

On today's episode, I'm going to be taking a look at Hospitality Brand Corn Flakes.

Now, I think these are from Bilo though I'm not really sure. I didn't buy them.

Anyway, here's a look at what we're dealing with here:

So yeah. There's that.

These are obviously pretty generic, but I mean, the box is nice and white, and it's got the run-of-the-mill usual breakfast type shiz on the box.

Y'know? With the straight up OJ and the strawberries and shit.

Anyway, let's taste some fuckin hospitality.

All right. So that was pretty much your average bowl of generic corn flakes. 

Gonna give it an average 5/10 maybe a 5.5/10

For those of you that aren't a cereal enthusiast like myself, you may not know the huge difference between generic and name brand Kellog's Corn Flakes, lesser brands not only taste different, but the texture is different too. Name brand Corn Flakes also take way less time to get to the perfect soft but not too soft consistency.  I waited roughly three to five minutes for these flakes to get soft.

Get some dollar store brand flakes and a Kellogg's box of corn flakes and try a bowl of each some time if you don't know what I'm talking about. It'll blow your fucking mind the amount of difference there is.

This is like stupidly lengthy for a blog about cereal, so I'm gonna stop it here.

 I watched the Game Grumps play Super Mario Maker today while I ate my cereal.

Here's the link to the episode I watched if you're interested.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGewqD742SE

We hope to see you again.

Tonight on a Very Special Cereal Blog

Tonight on a Very Special Cereal Blog

Hey blokes, Chad here.

Guess what, bitches? I made a gosh dang banner thing!

Czech it out!

And here we have the emo version.

Look at those fucking clipart skillz, dawg!

I am a fucking legend!

All right. It's not that good. The bottom text looks off-center and everything. But who gives a shat.

I made this while listening to some Artificial Construct.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QP4Sprn8TU

He's a metal man. Mostly instrumental.

You can check him out on his Bandcamp as well.

 https://artificialconstruct.bandcamp.com

Later, figs.

Second Verse Same as the First

Second Verse Same as the First

Hey fam, it's Chad Zilch.

I actually wasn't planning on eating any more cereal this weekend, but here I am. Eating cereal. 

This is totally not supposed to be a daily blog. I'd become obese if it were.

 Today is pretty much a repeat of yesterday. 

Same cereal (Family Gourmet Crispy Rice), same racist cereal box design, same 1/2 gallon of Dean's milk 2%, same spoon, and same bowl. 

I'll bet you're totally excited to hear that, right?

Top tier content right here, folks.

Let's fuckin pack a bowl then already.

Yeah. Good cereal.

I'm not really sure why, but it tasted a bit better today. Only slightly though.Probably like a 7.5/10 today. I dunno. Y'see, I could've just been lazy and posted the same photo as yesterday's, but I didn't do that shit. Know why? Because this is the kind of quality blogging I bring to the table. I'm just that committed, people.

I ate todays cereal while watching the Grumps play Who Wants to be a Millionaire (Part 3) which you can watch for yourself right here:

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3sdp-gsKc4

Tune in next time.

God, this blog is entertaining.

2.5.16 The First!

The First!

Welcome to my first ever cereal blog.

 Let's blog about some fuckin cereal.

I've never blogged before, so bare with me here. 

This blog is about eating cereal, and it should be taken completely seriously. 

This here is the bowl I use. It's big and red. It holds roughly 5 cups of water, so as you can imagine, I eat quite a bit of cereal in one sitting. I may not use this bowl every time, but it's definitely the bowl I use the most. The spoon is totally subject to change though.

My bowl (plus spoon).

Every time I'm home, I always eat my cereal on a laptop keyboard that no longer works. 

The laptop works, but the keyboard doesn't.

 It gives it that homely aesthetic... Or something. I dunno. 

A E S T H E T I C

Anyway, today I'm going to eat a personal favorite of mine: Family Gourmet's Crispy Rice.

It's Family Dollar's generic version of Kellogg's Rice Krispies. However instead of Snap, Crackle, and Pop, the box features a panda bear. 

Pretty fuckin racist, right? 

Rice. Pandas. Goddamm.

Super fuckin racist box design

I was trying to find a better picture for you guys on the Internet because my

phone camera is shit, but no such luck. I think you get the idea though.

The milk I'll be using today is Dean's 2%. Definitely my favorite type of milk.

(But not favorite brand of milk. I don't really have a favorite brand. Milk is milk.)

I think 2% is a good compromise between whole and skim, y'know?

Besides, this is a blog where I eat a massive amount of cereal. It ain't exactly a diet blog knowwhatimsayin?

It's the 2 percent
That you can't forget
Diss my milk,
And I'll make you regret it

Well, let's pack a bowl (of cereal), shall we?

Pretty good overall, y'know?

Tastes like Rice Krispies. I'd give it a 7/10 this time.

I haven't tried too many generic toasted rice cereals before, but this kind is better than some of the others I have tried. For instance, I've had Dollar General's generic Rice Krispies a few months ago, shit tastes like nothing. Like seriously.

Todays cereal was eaten while I watched the finale of Dead Rising by The Game Grumps:

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usZiex8j27M)

Stay tuned.

Next time, I'll eat cereal.