Ah Frank, It's Berry

Are you fucking spooked yet?

All right. So it's now the day before Halloween. Do you see how I planned this shit out? I'm a genius.  So that's three spooky cereals down, one more to go. 

Today, we're doing the monster cereal that I recall being my favorite, Franken Berry! Or maybe it's Frankenberry, I dunno. It's two separate words on the box, but typing it as one word just feels right, y'know?

Look at Franken Berry. He's got like a train whistle and a gauge coming out of his head.

So steampunk.

But yeah, it's the same deal as the others, flavored ghost-shaped cereal with spooky marshmallows (I think they're mostly shaped like bats, but it's kinda hard to tell).

Again, you can click here to vote for your favorite of the three monster cereals for a chance to win some mons and other swag. 

Let's suck that spooky dick!

I gotta say, I thought my boi Frank was my favorite monster cereal. but I enjoyed Boo Berry just a little more. I've been living a lie. 

They're all good though, of course.

Anyway, that concludes Chadaza's Super Spooky Cereal Blog!

I hope you guys enjoyed it as much as my digestive tract hated it. My feces has been all kinds of scary colors. That being said, I'm going to take a short break. Not super long, but at least a few weeks. No idea what I'm doing for Halloween next year as far as the blog goes , but I'm sure I'll think of something. 

Stay tuned for the Thanksgiving blog when I eat a bowl of shredded turkey in milk!

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I'm Boo (Da Ba Dee Da Ba Die)

Marmalade!

(Let me know if you got that marmalade reference)

I'm back again with another Gmod horror map. Y'know, making all these Halloween blogs just five days apart of one another really drains me of things to talk about...

We're doing Boo Berry today.

Boo Berry looks high as fuck on this box. Like, just look at him. Anyway, just like Count Chocula, you can vote Boo for president by heading to this website and casting your vote. You could also win some cash money and other prizes. 

This cereal is dark. Like, it's a way darker blue/purple than I remember. It looks practically the same as Count Chocula through my shitty phone camera. 

I think I enjoyed Boo Berry more than Count Chocula, but that may be because there's a ton of chocolate cereals, so maybe it's just a refreshing change of pace. 

Sorry this one is so empty on jokes, but I had this whole bit on how I think Boo Berry looks gay (not that there's anything wrong with that, please don't go all Tumblr on me) but I decided to scrap it as to not offend anyone. However, I found this form post about Franken Berry being gay. So maybe that'll hold you over. 

The Rumor Come Out: Does Franken Berry is Gay? 

Tune in next time to find out!

And also, Ghoul Grumps started today!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dbm7smB-MG4

Tony The Tiger's Terrifying Treat [DLC]

Wise Fwom Youw Gwave!

So the plan was to just do Franken Berry, Count Chocula and Boo Berry for the Halloween season, but my sister went to the store and bought me yet another spooky -style cereal so now you guys get additional content. 

Also, you guys like the seasonal background and banner? The banner I made for Halloween looks better than the banner I made for the blog initially, which really says a lot about my graphic design skills (for example: they're bad). 

Sure the banner is silly/campy, but I feel like the silly font and the skulls and what not are really the whole spoopy icing on the Spoopoween cake. 

If you couldn't tell by the title, we're eating some corn flakes today, fam. 

Some straight up Children of the Corn Flakes, if you will.

So as you can see, this is yet another chocolate with marshmallow cereal, except this one is in flake form. You can also build your very own skellyman out of the marshmallows. Pretty swag, right? 

I figured since this and Count Chocula are pretty similar, we do them back-to-back and compare them. Honestly though, I think it's pretty fuckin rude of Tony to hop in on the Halloween cereal game, and practically straight jack my boi Count Chocula's idea. Gotta be more original, Tony. How can you tell kids to "earn their stripes" and then bank off other people's creativity? Not cool, man.

Let's rip this joint.

So, the Chocolate flavoring just kinda comes off the flakes in the milk for the most part. Not that that's a terrible thing, but it makes the corn flakes this weird brown color, and I'm sure that's a bit gross to some people. Aside from that though, it's pretty much what you'd expect. It's like if you poured chocolate milk in frosted flakes.

Yo Tony, I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Count Chocula is one of the best Halloween-themed cereals of all time!

All in all it's pretty good, but it can't beat the Count. 

7.5/10

I will see you guys in a couple of days for more scary shenanigans.

[Pumpkin Emoji]

Count Calories? Nah Son, Count Chocula.

What is up, bois and ghouls?

It's me, Chadaza, your favorite spoopy demon. So It's now the 15th of October, which means there should at least be a small amount of Spookoween in your life by now. And I'm here to give you a lil xtra, starting today with the Halloween themed cereal, Count Chocula! 

Now I haven't had this stuff since I was like maybe 11 or so, which means this is gonna be a blast from the past, much like the previous Reese's Puffs entry.

Well anyway, lets look at the box.

So as you can see, they're going for like a whole Decision 2016 kind of thing, much like Mountain Dew earlier this year. Apparently if you go to monstersvote2016.com you can vote on your favorite monster of the three, and have a chance to win $5,000 cash money business!

[This post is totally not sponsored by General Mills, can you imagine?]

I don't wanna get political on this show, but man I wish Franken Berry really were running for president. He's gotta be better than the candidates we got now.

*Trap horns for that sick political burn I just pulled*

So anyway, all the Halloween kids cereals contain marshmallows, and I plan on posting all of them within the rest of the month, so hopefully the Vegetarian Gods don't smite my rectum.

Let's pack that bowl, my scary friends!

On a scale of Trick or Treat, this was definitely a treat, fam. 

If memory serves me right, Franken Berry is my bae, but the others are pretty good as well. 

Tenouttaten.

That's gonna do it for this one. Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe. 

And as always, be spooky as phuck.

[Fan Requested!] PB&M

I am filled with the excitement today, folks!

Wanna know why? Because this is our first fan-requested post!

(Also, when I typed "excitement,"  I forgot to type the 'i' and the first word suggestion I got was "excrement .")

I am filled with excrement today, folks!

Anyway, like I said this blog post was requested by my lovely friend Arianna, so give her a big Sticky Shout-Out! Yes! You too can request certain types of carbohydrates for me to digest! You can either email me at chadzilch@gmail.com or since you probably already know who I am in real life, you could probably just ask me on Facebook or something...

It may not be the AM, but it's still the flavor I savor, baby!

Today, we're chewin up some straight thugging, dick tuggin Reese's Puffs!

That bowl is a Reese's Cup wrapper. Harcore, amiright?!

There's no ridiculous cartoon character on the box, so I'm basically dry for commentary... It's orange... I dunno. What do you want from me?

Well, lets pack that bizzity-bowl, kids!

It tastes like nostalgia, fam!

Like shootin up Saturday morning cartoons into your veins. 

Little bit of Doug and Pepper Ann, bud not Disney's Doug because it wasn't as good.

(Only 90's Kidz!)

As far as I know, this is really the only peanut butter and chocolate cereal to exist. If there's generic Reese's Puffs, I've at the very least never paid attention to them. 

Original/10

That concludes today's post. 

Don't do cartoons, kids.

AshCoolBro - Uptown Puffs

(I would've put the video here so you wouldn't have to click the link, but Blogger seems to think that's a bad idea and won't let me do it. Sorry.)

Next month (hopefully), I'll have some spooky cereals for you ghouls and goblins. 

Children of the Flakes

Guess who's bizzity-back!

(It's me)

Previously on Chad Zilch's Cereal Blog:

"My phone with it's beautiful -7 micropistols has soft-bricked on me, so I'm going to be taking another month-long break or so until I get a new phone or something... As you can imagine, all these hardships have me quite triggered at the moment, so fuck."

But now I'm back because of a very generous fan who has donated to me a Samsung Galaxy S4. I feel like I'm in a special club now for people with nice phones. I know the S4 has a few years under it's belt since its release, but all of my previous phones are so cheapy and old, I'm impressed by this phone simply because it has a flashlight on it. That's really all the additional features I needed to make me happy.

Enough with that junk though. You're not here for a tech review (although that may be more entertaining), you're here for a fucking cereal review! (seriously, why are you here?)

BOOM, BITCH!

Motha fuckin Kerk Flokz! Name brand! Look at dat rooster! 

That rooster gives me a hard on every time.

 "The original & best" printed right on the box, "since 1906," that's like... when America was born or something...

Let's pack that bowl.

Look how fuckin beautiful that is! 

[does that Italian hand kissing gesture]

Freakin 10/10

You can't beat name brand, y'know? 

Like the thing that makes generic corn flakes not good is how hard they stay in milk. There's a difference between "staying crunchy" and not absorbing any milk at all, and these guys absorb milk relly gud. 

While I was eating this, I watched my boi HarshlyCritical play a  "Silent Hill fan game" that even the guys that made the Chinese ripoff of Overwatch would be ashamed of. 

Here's that in case you're interested:

Silent Hill: The Gallows 

Okay. Bye.

Dem Flakes Tho

Fear and Self-Loathing at My House

Hey guys, it's Kulture. Back with another Overwatch vid.

(I haven't used this joke yet, right?)

Anyway, I'm coming back from a month long hiatus to tell you guys that I'm going to be going on another hiatus.

 

My phone with it's beautiful -7 micropistols has soft-bricked on me, so I'm going to be taking another month long break or so until I get a new phone or something. I bought a tablet, but it's some bottom of the barrel shit, especially as far as the camera goes at a whopping 1 megapixel. And as you guys know, I'm all about high-quality content on this blog, so I'm gonna at least attempt to get a better quality photo of my calories before I post next. As you can imagine, all these hardships have me quite triggered at the moment, so fuck.

Now that that's out of the way, I present to you the last photo of cereal I had saved on my micro SD.

Motha fuckin Millville brand corn flakes!

I don't have a picture of the box this time, sue me. 

Anyway, probably the best generic flakes I've had in a while.

They didn't stay all hard and shit.

I'd give em an 8/10 

Whelp, until next time, bitches.
(Like I said, probably another month)

I fucking love you and stuff.