Saturday, October 15, 2016

Count Calories? Nah Son, Count Chocula.

What is up, bois and ghouls?


It's me, Chadaza, your favorite spoopy demon. So It's now the 15th of October, which means there should at least be a small amount of Spookoween in your life by now. And I'm here to give you a lil xtra, starting today with the Halloween themed cereal, Count Chocula! 

Now I haven't had this stuff since I was like maybe 11 or so, which means this is gonna be a blast from the past, much like the previous Reese's Puffs entry.
Well anyway, lets look at the box.


So as you can see, they're going for like a whole Decision 2016 kind of thing, much like Mountain Dew earlier this year. Apparently if you go to monstersvote2016.com you can vote on your favorite monster of the three, and have a chance to win $5,000 cash money business!
[This post is totally not sponsored by General Mills, can you imagine?]

I don't wanna get political on this show, but man I wish Franken Berry really were running for president. He's gotta be better than the candidates we got now.
*Trap horns for that sick political burn I just pulled*

So anyway, all the Halloween kids cereals contain marshmallows, and I plan on posting all of them within the rest of the month, so hopefully the Vegetarian Gods don't smite my rectum.

Let's pack that bowl, my scary friends!


On a scale of Trick or Treat, this was definitely a treat, fam. 
If memory serves me right, Franken Berry is my bae, but the others are pretty good as well. 
Tenouttaten.

That's gonna do it for this one. Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe. 
And as always, be spooky as phuck.

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