The Burger King Froot Loops Milkshake!

It Was Either This or the Unicorn Coffee

What is up, ladies and gents? Today I have something a bit different for you. I was hangin at my friend David's house yesterday, and he mentioned to me that Burger King had recently released a Froot Loops flavored milkshake, and my cereal-clogged brain was like, "Hell yeah, boi! I gotta blog that shit!" And so today David (David's arm pictured below) and I went on down to Burger King and got ourselves some Froot Loops shakes!

I tried to find a commercial or Internet ad on YouTube to put here as like an introduction or something, and I gotta say, if I'd have filmed myself trying this thing and made an exciting thumbnail, I probably could've got like at least 500 views. This is some hot topic shit right here. Anyway here's just a picture of me holding it instead.

Let's pack that... cup?

So as you may or may not be able to tell from the photo, this is basically just a vanilla milkshake with some Froot Loops blended in. Not that I was expecting anything different, nor am I complaining. It was actually quite good and the Froot Loops gave it a pretty interesting texture. I'd say the only downside to this thing is the price, this guy was like $3.25 or something. Which I guess isn't too bad if you buy fast food milkshakes often, you might be used to that price. You could totally make this for yourself at home without any trouble though as long as you have the ingredients and a blender.   

I'm gonna give this one a solid 8/10. Nothing crazy, but it's still pretty good.

Next time on the blog, I eat a live scorpion. 

Stay tuned.

Rabbits Ain't Shit but Hoes & Trix

Have you ever seen 'Hop' staring Russell Brand? Me Either.

Welp bois and girls, it's that time again. Spring in in the air and so are the allergens. 

This Easter, I went all normie on you guys. I'm just eating Trix cereal, as opposed to last year's Easter blog where I ate malted milk eggs out of a bowl (which you can find here if you're interested). 

Honestly, I just kinda forgot to prepare for it this year, but I still wanted to do something for it. 

As you can see, the Trix rabbit has fallen to the same fate as many other cereal mascots. He's a bit more flat in design compared to how he was a few years back. Looks like he was made in Adobe Flash. I feel like it kinda works for him though. I dunno. Anyway, I'm not sure about you guys, but I haven't had Trix cereal in quite some time. In fact, I'm pretty sure the last time I did they were still shaped like fruits. Now they're just boring old balls of color.

Let's pack that bowl!

Today's blog photography  is brought to you by my sister, Judy, because my phone le epic broke about five days ago [my luck with phones as of late has been spectacularly shitty. Like, fuck.] . On a positive note, the phone I'm planning on getting to replace my broken one should have a much better camera with a nice amount of megapistols, so look forward to more high-quality photos on this bitch in the near future. 

Judy has Vertical Video Syndrome, you'll have to excuse her.
Anyway, onto the review part of this thing. My best friend works at a dollar store, and he told me a couple days ago that hardly anyone who buys cereal ever buys Trix. And after eating Trix today, I can totally see why. They're not terrible by any means, but they're basically just sub-par Froot Loops. So you might as well just go all out and buy Froot Loops. Like, this shit ain't bringin Jesus back, y'know? Gonna give it an average score of 5/10 I think that's my lowest score yet, but then again, I usually don't give a legitimate score to most of the crazier stuff I eat on here, like the candy hearts and stuff.  This has been my incredibly boring, not well planned or executed Easter day cereal blog. There probably would've been more jokes if I had actually planed to do this earlier than like two days ago. Sorry guys. 
Stay tuned for the next CZCB where I only climb half of Mt. Everest, and then fall to my death.