Guess who's bizzity-back!
(It's me)
Previously on Chad Zilch's Cereal Blog:
"My phone with it's beautiful -7 micropistols has soft-bricked on me, so I'm going to be taking another month-long break or so until I get a new phone or something... As you can imagine, all these hardships have me quite triggered at the moment, so fuck."
But now I'm back because of a very generous fan who has donated to me a Samsung Galaxy S4. I feel like I'm in a special club now for people with nice phones. I know the S4 has a few years under it's belt since its release, but all of my previous phones are so cheapy and old, I'm impressed by this phone simply because it has a flashlight on it. That's really all the additional features I needed to make me happy.
Enough with that junk though. You're not here for a tech review (although that may be more entertaining), you're here for a fucking cereal review! (seriously, why are you here?)
BOOM, BITCH!
Motha fuckin Kerk Flokz! Name brand! Look at dat rooster!
That rooster gives me a hard on every time.
"The original & best" printed right on the box, "since 1906," that's like... when America was born or something...
Let's pack that bowl.
Look how fuckin beautiful that is!
[does that Italian hand kissing gesture]
Freakin 10/10
You can't beat name brand, y'know?
Like the thing that makes generic corn flakes not good is how hard they stay in milk. There's a difference between "staying crunchy" and not absorbing any milk at all, and these guys absorb milk relly gud.
While I was eating this, I watched my boi HarshlyCritical play a "Silent Hill fan game" that even the guys that made the Chinese ripoff of Overwatch would be ashamed of.
Here's that in case you're interested:
Okay. Bye.
