They spelled my name wrong on my Starbucks cup!
Hello everyone, and welcome to the most white girl Cereal Blog entry to date (I'd say "of all time" but we're doing pumpkin spice Cheerios in October, so that may have this beat)!
That's right, folks, coffee flavored cereal! Made to excite my white gurl taste buds! I personally really like coffee. Like, a lot. Well, most of the time, at least. Sometimes my stomach is like "Don't you fucking dare!" but most of the time, coffee and I get along just fine. That being said, I don't usually go for the fancy pants iced-mocha-grande-gelato-skim milk-froyo-Ugg boots-pink sunglasses-Snapchat filter-vitamin enriched (I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore) type of coffee. I just usually drink regular black coffee or regular coffee with like two sugars, one cream kind of deal. Nothing fancy. But either way, I'm pretty hyped to try this out!
Oh, but before I get any further, I wanted to show you guys some silly thing I made!
Yep. I designed a cereal box. For those of you who know me in real life, you probably know that I can't draw for shit (my creative skills pretty much end at sub-par graphic design and even subber-par memes) so this this creation was sort of a unofficial collaboration with my friend Dani Kassander. She drew the original picture of me eating cereal, and I just went ahead and edited it in GIMP (It's like Photoshop, but free). It didn't exactly turn out all that well as far as GIMP not pixelating her drawing a bunch, but you know what they say, "A good artist blames his tools." Here's the original drawing below.
And while we're still on the subject, check out Dani's official Website (she's an animator!) and her official YouTube!
Anyway, let's pack that bowl!!
Judging from the picture on the box, I thought they'd be more round, like Cocoa Puffs, but they're more or less flat discs like Cookie Crisp. I gotta say, they actually tasted like a mocha cappuccino! Like, it was surprisingly accurate. Kinda tore up my mouth a bit, but maybe that's because I didn't let the milk sink in enough. Not sure. Either way, I enjoyed it! Giving these an 8/10! If you want to wake up in the morning and want to trick your brain into thinking you drank some coffee because you're trying to cut back on caffeine, then I highly recommend it!
Anyway, sorry for the lack of jokes, but I wanted to save some of the white girl jokes for October.
Untill next time!
