July the 4th Be With You
The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, it's hot as phuck outside. It's officially summertime and you know what that means? I'm sick. Yup. I have strep throat or something. I swear I catch a bug every summer. Anyway, it's also the 4th of July. For all you uninitiated non-American readers out there, on this day back in 1776 Thomas Jefferson built a boat and killed the Nazis, and that's why we celebrate. I was thinking about skipping the 4th of July this year as far as bloging goes because my throat feels a little like hot garbage, but Judy bought me just the thing for this event.
Strawberry and Blueberry Toast Crunch. Get it? It's like red, white, and blue. As long as you count the toast as white. [Some sort of white people = white bread joke here]. Anyway, since they're not patriotic enough on their own, I'm gonna pour them both together and eat it like that.
Let's pack that patriotic bowl, fellow U.S. citizen!
The blueberry ones look a little bit like they have black pepper on them, but they look a little more blue/purple in person. In case anyone was wondering, I tried a little bit of each flavor individually, and I much prefer the blueberry kind. The strawberry by itself was good too, but the blueberry was where it's at. Both of them together was pretty interesting because I could still taste the individual flavors at times. As if they don't mix super well or something. I dunno. I'm not a scientist, go read a hieroglyph. If you haven't had any [blank] Toast Crunch lately such as myself, you might be surprised to know how much the "toast" actually tastes a little bit like toast. Like, it's honestly really similar to eating jam on toast.
Overall, I'm giving this experience 9 bald eagles out of 10 Big Macs.
Happy Birthday, Abe Lincoln.
Try not to lose any fingers this year, folks!
Bush did 9/11
