Monday, May 22, 2017

It's All Ogre Now

I got more bars than an onion's got layers, player!


Has science gone too far? I think so. But that's neither here nor there. Today, I got something a little silly for you guys and gals. My friends and I were prepping a a hang session, and we went to a Chinese place to get some eats. Next door to the restaurant, there was a grocery store (kinda like a Bi-Lo if you know what that is, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't a Bi-Lo if memory serves me right) and while we were perusing the aisles of the store I found this guy!


Shrek themed Froot Loops titled "Ogre O's." It obviously didn't take too much self-convincing to pick these up. Why the hell is there a Shrek cereal in 2017? Your guess is as good as mine. So as I said, these "Ogre O's" are Shrek themed Froot Loops but from Post as opposed to Kellogg's. Judging from the picture on the box, there should be more green pieces than any other color. We'll see if that holds true.

Let's pack that swamp!


Tastes a bit stale, but the box says it's good till August of this year. There are indeed more green pieces though, so in my opinion that's a plus for accurate advertising. Aside from that, it's pretty much just semi-stale Froot Loops. Overall I'd give it a 6/10. Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. I wonder how much of that sentence you read normally since I didn't make it a new paragraph to give it away. 



Until next time, remember: only shooting stars break the mold!