Chrimbus Crunch

Happy Halloween, everyone!

The time of reckoning is upon us: the holiday season. 

Although I can't really say I've been in the holiday spirit for a couple years now, it's been quite dulled this year in particular. So much so in fact that I still haven't completed my gift shopping, and have hardly listened to any festive music. But I figure if I got the cereal for this blog, I may as well write this sucka. 

If you couldn't tell by the title, today we're taking a look (or taste) of Christmas Crunch. Jeesh. That's two different novelty Cap'n Crunch cereals in a row. If there's one thing you can say about the Cap'n, he sure likes taking shore leave to celebrate the holidays.

Normally I'm the type of guy that is perfectly fine saying "Happy Holidays" over "Merry Christmas" just because it's respectful and hardly a burden. And no one is 'taking Christmas away from you,' trust me, but I'm kinda glad they went for the alliteration points here.
Anyway, Christmas Crunch contains red and green "fun holiday shaped" berries such as Christmas trees, Santa hats, and stars. Also, it looks like the Cap'n is tryna hang himself withe the Christmas lights on the box. Can't blame him. 

Let's suck that spooky dick!

Considering I just did a Cap'n Crunch blog last month, there's really not much to say. My mouth is so cut up, it wants to listen to MCR, that's about it. 

I hope you all receive every dildo and butt plug you specified in your list to Santa. I know I'm getting a few. 

Any suggestions for a Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or other December holiday themed cereals for next year are welcomed.

I'm gonna send you guys and girls off with some Jingle Grumps!
[Game Grumps Christmas Adventure: Candy Storm]

Happy Holidays!