Ah Frank, It's Berry

Are you fucking spooked yet?

All right. So it's now the day before Halloween. Do you see how I planned this shit out? I'm a genius.  So that's three spooky cereals down, one more to go. 

Today, we're doing the monster cereal that I recall being my favorite, Franken Berry! Or maybe it's Frankenberry, I dunno. It's two separate words on the box, but typing it as one word just feels right, y'know?

Look at Franken Berry. He's got like a train whistle and a gauge coming out of his head.

So steampunk.

But yeah, it's the same deal as the others, flavored ghost-shaped cereal with spooky marshmallows (I think they're mostly shaped like bats, but it's kinda hard to tell).

Again, you can click here to vote for your favorite of the three monster cereals for a chance to win some mons and other swag. 

Let's suck that spooky dick!

I gotta say, I thought my boi Frank was my favorite monster cereal. but I enjoyed Boo Berry just a little more. I've been living a lie. 

They're all good though, of course.

Anyway, that concludes Chadaza's Super Spooky Cereal Blog!

I hope you guys enjoyed it as much as my digestive tract hated it. My feces has been all kinds of scary colors. That being said, I'm going to take a short break. Not super long, but at least a few weeks. No idea what I'm doing for Halloween next year as far as the blog goes , but I'm sure I'll think of something. 

Stay tuned for the Thanksgiving blog when I eat a bowl of shredded turkey in milk!

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I'm Boo (Da Ba Dee Da Ba Die)

Marmalade!

(Let me know if you got that marmalade reference)

I'm back again with another Gmod horror map. Y'know, making all these Halloween blogs just five days apart of one another really drains me of things to talk about...

We're doing Boo Berry today.

Boo Berry looks high as fuck on this box. Like, just look at him. Anyway, just like Count Chocula, you can vote Boo for president by heading to this website and casting your vote. You could also win some cash money and other prizes. 

This cereal is dark. Like, it's a way darker blue/purple than I remember. It looks practically the same as Count Chocula through my shitty phone camera. 

I think I enjoyed Boo Berry more than Count Chocula, but that may be because there's a ton of chocolate cereals, so maybe it's just a refreshing change of pace. 

Sorry this one is so empty on jokes, but I had this whole bit on how I think Boo Berry looks gay (not that there's anything wrong with that, please don't go all Tumblr on me) but I decided to scrap it as to not offend anyone. However, I found this form post about Franken Berry being gay. So maybe that'll hold you over. 

The Rumor Come Out: Does Franken Berry is Gay? 

Tune in next time to find out!

And also, Ghoul Grumps started today!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dbm7smB-MG4

Tony The Tiger's Terrifying Treat [DLC]

Wise Fwom Youw Gwave!

So the plan was to just do Franken Berry, Count Chocula and Boo Berry for the Halloween season, but my sister went to the store and bought me yet another spooky -style cereal so now you guys get additional content. 

Also, you guys like the seasonal background and banner? The banner I made for Halloween looks better than the banner I made for the blog initially, which really says a lot about my graphic design skills (for example: they're bad). 

Sure the banner is silly/campy, but I feel like the silly font and the skulls and what not are really the whole spoopy icing on the Spoopoween cake. 

If you couldn't tell by the title, we're eating some corn flakes today, fam. 

Some straight up Children of the Corn Flakes, if you will.

So as you can see, this is yet another chocolate with marshmallow cereal, except this one is in flake form. You can also build your very own skellyman out of the marshmallows. Pretty swag, right? 

I figured since this and Count Chocula are pretty similar, we do them back-to-back and compare them. Honestly though, I think it's pretty fuckin rude of Tony to hop in on the Halloween cereal game, and practically straight jack my boi Count Chocula's idea. Gotta be more original, Tony. How can you tell kids to "earn their stripes" and then bank off other people's creativity? Not cool, man.

Let's rip this joint.

So, the Chocolate flavoring just kinda comes off the flakes in the milk for the most part. Not that that's a terrible thing, but it makes the corn flakes this weird brown color, and I'm sure that's a bit gross to some people. Aside from that though, it's pretty much what you'd expect. It's like if you poured chocolate milk in frosted flakes.

Yo Tony, I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Count Chocula is one of the best Halloween-themed cereals of all time!

All in all it's pretty good, but it can't beat the Count. 

7.5/10

I will see you guys in a couple of days for more scary shenanigans.

[Pumpkin Emoji]

Count Calories? Nah Son, Count Chocula.

What is up, bois and ghouls?

It's me, Chadaza, your favorite spoopy demon. So It's now the 15th of October, which means there should at least be a small amount of Spookoween in your life by now. And I'm here to give you a lil xtra, starting today with the Halloween themed cereal, Count Chocula! 

Now I haven't had this stuff since I was like maybe 11 or so, which means this is gonna be a blast from the past, much like the previous Reese's Puffs entry.

Well anyway, lets look at the box.

So as you can see, they're going for like a whole Decision 2016 kind of thing, much like Mountain Dew earlier this year. Apparently if you go to monstersvote2016.com you can vote on your favorite monster of the three, and have a chance to win $5,000 cash money business!

[This post is totally not sponsored by General Mills, can you imagine?]

I don't wanna get political on this show, but man I wish Franken Berry really were running for president. He's gotta be better than the candidates we got now.

*Trap horns for that sick political burn I just pulled*

So anyway, all the Halloween kids cereals contain marshmallows, and I plan on posting all of them within the rest of the month, so hopefully the Vegetarian Gods don't smite my rectum.

Let's pack that bowl, my scary friends!

On a scale of Trick or Treat, this was definitely a treat, fam. 

If memory serves me right, Franken Berry is my bae, but the others are pretty good as well. 

Tenouttaten.

That's gonna do it for this one. Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe. 

And as always, be spooky as phuck.